Ignore the horrible unfinishedness-feelingness-things plz i’m trying to get over writers block via drabbles
What You Don't Want To Remember
He wakes up in a hospital with the taste of blood in his mouth. He blinks against the dark of his room and moves his fingers, then hands, arms, and stares at them for a bit before surveying his room. It’s dark, like he first noticed, but there’s the ever present beeping of his heart monitor and a low light from under the room’s door. Clearing his throat hurts but he ignores the...
Over and over, his fists connected with the bleeding alpha’s face. He knew he wasn’t doing much damage, that the pain was only temporary and that once he tired, the alpha would heal and he would be overcome. He finds it a miracle the alpha hasn’t tried fighting against the already weakening bonds that hold him to the ground, but Stiles isn’t about to complain. Only another...
One Foot In Front of Another
“I never want to get married.” Scott looked to Isla with confusion written across his face. “Why not?” he asked as he looked away from her face, back to the sky they were currently staring at. She shrugged. “I just feels like it’d be suffocating.” Scott nodded slightly and said, “Huh,” they fell back into a silence that only broke when...
queueslikejagger: I would never shun anyone for anything they want in a fic jsyk
so people should like, totally send me some...
I'm Waking Up, I Feel It In My Bones →
iwanttobecalledcupcake: Not really any pairings. Pack bonding. If you want to squint it’s pre-Berica and Isaac pining. Summary: Stiles and Derek force Erica, Isaac, Boyd, and Scott to bond. They get to talking about how and why they’re werewolves. Scott may or may not internally scream at their life choices. Words: 1560
I Still Remember How It All Changed →
iwanttobecalledcupcake: Part 2 of Falling Ass Over Head Sterek, Scisaac and Berica. The Sheriff knows and the Hales live. This is basically how the pack became pack even though Derek’s not Alpha, and how Derek found Stiles (It’s all very anticlimactic tbh) Summary: Derek would never admit that the reason he and Stiles got together was an old crazy person, and a Kanima, when Stiles was...
Falling Ass Over Head →
Summary: Stiles accidentally magics and is sent back pre-Hale Fire He’s going to kill Deaton when he finds him. Kill him dead. Why? If it wasn’t for Deaton giving him the book, and telling him how much of a ‘spark’ he had for things, and sending him off with nothing more than the instructions to ‘read up’, then he probably wouldn’t be in this mess. ‘This mess’ is being stranded in the forest at...
Don't Quit Your Day Jobs →
iwanttobecalledcupcake: Summary: After a string of horribly thought out blind dates, Stiles and Derek kind of fall in love. Or the one where all their friends are horrible at matchmaking. Even Erica, with her subliminal messaging on the breadsticks. Words: 2738
He had to break down on his way home from a rave, at 8 in the morning, didn’t he? One, his dad is probably going to kill him, and two, he is far too hung over and dead to even think of hanging out a garage. He curses Ellen (named aptly after one of the fiercest females on Supernatural, thank you very much) and falls against her steering wheel. “Whyyyyy?” he whined as he...
queueslikejagger: “He had it coming, he had it coming, he had it coming all along…” Stiles bobbed his head to the song he was singing under his breath as he stirred the pot of soup he was making. “Stiles.” He looked up and raised his eyebrows at Derek. Derek sighed at him but didn’t say anything else. “I’m singing while I cook for your pack, Derek. Go outside if that bothers you so much,” he...
When the anger starts to slip, and when he’s tired of being angry, he has to remember the fire. The reason he is angry. The reason there was a fire in the first place. He has to remind himself that it was his fault that his family was killed in that fire, has to remind himself that if he wasn’t such a stupid, love struck fool, he’d have noticed that Kate wasn’t as...
obliqueoptimism asked: Give me fluff.
I WANT GRILLED CHEESE →
iwanttobecalledcupcake: Summary: “When snack time comes around, you come as soon as I call you, or I get your juice box and you eat the veggies by themselves.” “That’s diabolical,” Derek said. Stiles snorted. “That’s the point.” Words: 4728 Warnings: Very briefly mentions past child abuse Mostly based off this brilliant fanart sorry I linked it to my reblog but I’m a lazy SOB
Chapter 9/9; Demon!Stiles, Heaven Can Be So Boring →
iwanttobecalledcupcake: Ho shit I’m done (for the most part), this is part of a series after all Summary: Demon!Stiles and Angel!Derek. Except Derek’s not so much an angel anymore, and Stiles…Stiles is a horrible demon. Words: 11923 Chapter 1
Leather Jacket →
Part 2 (where it actually ties into part 1, as I’m not done part 1) of my demon!stiles series Summary: Lydia apologizes, Jackson rejects, and Isaac is bad at being stoic. Words: 804 Main fic
Special Snowflake →
iwanttobecalledcupcake: Summary: “I’ve never heard of a half-werewolf,” Derek shrugged. “Maybe, maybe not—whatever you want to think, I guess.” “I’m a special snowflake. You have to call me Snowflake now, okay, Sourwolf?” He grinned as Derek covered his face and badly hid a snort. Prompt: stiles and derek exchange so much body fluids that stiles gets increased senses. he panics, thinking that...
this is my blog →
Chapter 8 - Demon!Stiles →
iwanttobecalledcupcake: queueslikejagger: Summary: Demon!Stiles and Angel!Derek. Except Derek’s not so much an angel anymore, and Stiles…Stiles isn’t a great demon. Words: 9364 Words for this chapter: 2770 Chapter 1 I almost didn’t want to post this because I wrote smut and not that it’s my first time writing smut (bitch plz) it is for Sterek and yeah, awkward me i fucking hate posting...
Chapter 7 of demon!stiles/angel!derek →
Except Derek isn’t so much an angel anymore, and Stiles—Stiles isn’t a great demon. Summary: There will be war if the demons win. Stiles, demon extraordinaire, wants to help the good side. Derek, ex-angel-turned-werewolf-alpha, just wants his pack to live, but is being a righteous ass over Stiles’ nearly 20 year absence. There might be a lot bit of sexual tension stopping...
iwanttobecalledcupcake: It’s just a drabble omg sorry I just read your AU idea and yeah this =S Basically, Derek is an exec guy who likes to go to Stiles’ family owned salon, because he likes Stiles, and Stiles is an awesome stylist/hair washer. Confusion, ice cream, and allusions ahoy. ————- Derek ran a hand over his hair and felt a smirk play on his lips. He needs another trim, he thinks....
Demon!Stiles/Angel!Derek, chapter 6 →
What’s this? I get some plot going? Wowwww didn’t see THAT coming! Summary: There will be war if the demons win. Stiles, demon extraordinaire, wants to help the good side. Derek, ex-angel-turned-werewolf-alpha, just wants his pack to live, but is being a righteous ass over Stiles’ nearly 20 year absence. There might be a lot bit of sexual tension stopping them from working...
Demon!Stiles, Angel!Derek Pt. 5 →
omg yes i just posted chaps 3-4, sorry Summary: Stiles is a demon who likes to hang out at the pearly gates. Derek’s punishment for losing track of an angel in training is guarding said gates. Stiles finds his amusement in Derek. I think I should change the summary Something like. Stiles used to bother Derek by the pearly gates. They fight, Stiles leaves for a decade in human years, comes back...
Demon!Stiles, Angel!Derek Pt. 3-4 →
Part 1 on here, part 1 on ao3 I forgot to post this when I posted it on ao3 whoops Summary: Stiles is a demon who likes to hang out at the pearly gates. Derek’s punishment for losing track of an angel in training is guarding said gates. Stiles finds his amusement in Derek.
Demon!Stiles, Angel!Derek Pt. 2
Title: Heaven Can Be So Boring [part 1] [ao3] Stiles remembers his deal like it was yesterday. He tells Derek as such one day, while they’re both at the gate. Derek glares and tells him it was Allison’s fault this time, that he was even there, and to not bother him. Stiles ploughs on, because let’s face it—he likes the sound of his own voice. “I remember my deal—how I felt, how it looked out on...
I honestly have no idea what this is, but I might continue, might not—you never know really. also throwing out the canon of spn demons. i’ve no clue what kind of demon stiles would be… “You know, being an angel can be so boring,” he crooned as he traced fingers along gray wings. The angel’s wings twitched but he made no move to shy away from the contact. “I mean, just sitting up...
Chapter 7/7: Operation: Whoops did we do that?;... →
FINALLY DONE BITCHES Summary: In which Allison (and Scott by extension) are tired of waiting for Stiles and Derek to get a clue and get together, so they plan. Words: 15906 Chapter 1
Chapter 6: Avoidance Fail; Allison and Scott... →
sweetwerewolfass: obviously au, nothing is mine, everything is beautiful, etcetera… Summary: In which Allison (and Scott by extension) are tired of waiting for Stiles and Derek to get a clue and get together, so they plan. Chapter Summary: Allison gets hurt. Scott has an idea. Stiles can’t avoid Derek. Words: 12862 (wow really? that many? idk yo I mean 6 chapters and all but still wow) Words...
Chapter 5: Merged; Allison and Scott Scheme →
sweetwerewolfass: Story summary: In which Allison (and Scott by extension) are tired of waiting for Stiles and Derek to get a clue and get together, so they plan. Chapter summary: Merging packs and dressing up, oh my. Words for the chapter: 2881 Total words: 10670 Chapter 1
Chapter 4: Cookies and Dog Piles; Allison and... →
sweetwerewolfass: Story Summary: In which Allison (and Scott by extension) are tired of waiting for Stiles and Derek to get a clue and get together, so they plan. Chapter Summary: Screw them if they thought he was sharing something Stiles made for him. And yes, he did find it annoying that he was feeling possessive over cookies, and that he was acting like a petulant six year old. And my god...
Chapter 3: Arrow Through My--no not my heart, you... →
Story Summary: In which Allison (and Scott by extension) are tired of waiting for Stiles and Derek to get a clue and get together, so they plan. Chapter Summary: Stiles made a face at his back, and point blank refused to think it was ‘adorable’. Even when the light snores and snuffling started. Not adorable. Nope. Words so far: 5292 Chapter 1
Chapter 2/?: Scents; Allison and Scott Scheme →
Story summary: In which Allison (and Scott by extension) are tired of waiting for Stiles and Derek to get a clue and get together, so they plan. Chapter summary: Stealing blankets and shirts, the Argent-McCall matchmaking specialty. Words for the entire fic so far: 3581 Chapter 1
Chapter 1/? of Allison and Scott Scheme →
sweetwerewolfass: AKA where I suck at titling my stuff Summary: They’re taking too long, I guess we’ll have to take matters into our own hands! Words: 1713 Pairings: Sterek and Scallison, well, Scallison so far, but there will be Sterek…and maybe other pairings…? idk yo Inspired by this
AU Scott/Allison →
Holy shit, yeah I’m doing Teen Wolf fanfiction now I know right? Summary: “I really fucking hate we…wolves,” she concedes before passing out in Derek’s arms. And it all goes downhill from there. Except not really, Stiles thinks Words: 2353 Pairings: Scallison (Scott/Allison), and Sterek, and if you squint, Jydia
obliqueoptimism asked: they meet on tumblr/online
obliqueoptimism asked: Britanartie. Or however it is spelled. Please and thank you.
Sometimes I write on my other blog
lewinger: katdemonlizzy replied to your post: Trying to write Sterek make is pool sex |: I haven’t written porn in forever and you’re a horrible influence It’s a post ‘thanks-for-saving-my-life’ kiss. Not a huge deal, except that it is, and really, Stiles could get on board with the kiss, could just let go and have his way with Derek’s mouth, but then Derek’s trying to pull away, eyes red...
obliqueoptimism asked: AU
BTW, unless you're 'obliqueoptimism' (aka my...
Anyone wanting to request a drabble-thing has to give me a prompt, and the pairing they want. Otherwise I’ll default it to either Puckurt, Destiel, or Sabriel. Maybe even an obscure pairing from a show I watched as a kid, IDK!
Anonymous asked: Merthur! Arthur likes chocolate, but Merlin likes it more ;]
obliqueoptimism asked: When Merlin becomes a dragon lord, he finds out that no only does he have the power to tell dragons what to do, but he either randomly changes into a dragon (small dragon?) or once a month and is a sort of weredragon. If you need a paring, go towards Arthur/Merlin please. HI I LOVE YOU.